Saturday 30 August 2014

Reunited?

 
 
Our last full day of riding was Monday the 4th August when we rode down in a rush from Kuala Lumpur to Johor Bahru, to start the entry shenanigans for Singapore.

In between time we have actually ridden 50km in Singapore, taken a week off in Bali, returned to Singapore and then flown to Darwin, where the bike was due to arrive on the 20th August so we could resume our trip.

Plans...
                        

During our return stopover in Singapore we enjoyed an expensive Martini on a ship perched on some hotel towers. What's all this about global warming and rising sea level? We flew overnight on what must be one of the worst ever cheap flights amongst a colourful crowd (many different colours of ink over large parts of the body shown off by the wearing of baggy singlets: that went for the men too) arriving at just after 0600 on the 21st, having been delayed on take-off due to a faulty air conditioning system. Darwin is thoughtful. Never before had we seen neat little boxes on the walls of toilets for used syringes.

We headed to the beach straight away. Isn't that what you do in the tropics! OK it was a bit early in the morning, but we had nothing else to do and needed to waste a fair bit of time before our room was available at 1400. Not many people on the beach at that time of the morning and even fewer in the water, yet it was lovely. On leaving we saw the notice about 'no swimming' due to the deadly box jelly fish. "Take vinegar with you and rush to hospital"

As you know we found Singapore expensive and not just the ship shape Martinis. Australia, or Darwin is a further notch up the scale. We have tried to stay in our budget and ended up in backpackers hostels. Umhh. Breakfast and wi-fi extra and key deposits and you don't get clean towels every day but instead we get free loud, repetitive music from the roof top above. And this for significantly more than in central Bangkok where we had everything.

Malaysia to Singapore was difficult, but writing about it helped. It's going to take a few weeks before we can write about getting going in Darwin. All that we can say is that the vessel, don't call them boats or ships, hadn't arrived when we got there. There were some difficulties with the paperwork too.  It took until the 27th for the shipping company to be sure that the bike was actually in Australia, but this didn't mean being allowed to ride it. It's just not like sending a parcel via the Post Office, even though there is plenty of space on the bike to stick a big stamp on.

In mathematics you have the double negative making a positive. In this particular aspect of' life the negatives did not cancel themselves out and it all just got worse. So we have started to formulate our own equation that one day might be up there with Einstein's:

Anality + Incompetence + jobsworth + burocracy + time zone difference + internal company politics + lack of leadership and a clear responsibility chain + cultural differences + lack of awareness + inability to judge consequences of actions = one very big mess waiting to happen.

Company takeovers don't seem to have helped either.

 

It became pretty clear that we would not have the bike for the weekend and the prospects of spending it in Darwin at our 'abode' were not joyous. It is quite possible that Darwin is smaller population wise than Darwen. So we took the weekend off after saying Hello to the Customs people, the Quarantine people, the unpacking agents and the vehicle conformity and registration people. All these wonderful people unable to help us until customs clearance had been given to move the container 1.5km from the wharf to the unpacking and inspection area.

                                     

                                     

                                     



So we drove our hired car to Kakadu National Park and saw some gigantic termites mounds, amazing looking birds, crocodiles by the dozen and Aboriginal rock art amongst other things; a well needed escape.

                                                 

                                  

We then returned to the fray and spent three and a half days extracting the bike. We spent a lot of time in Darwin, but in the end didn't see that much of the little there is to see. The Harley was beckoning.

  
            
                      

To try and keep on schedule we have an awful lot of riding to do in a very short time and we will see little of Australia apart from Darwin, Sydney and the 'road'. A road race once again...
 
 
We prepared this on Wednesday night, the day before Francoise's birthday. We were actually reunited proper, i.e. we could turn the ignition key on Thursday lunchtime. We are now in the outback where it seems that wireless, wired, telex or post has not yet penetrated and the pigeons have been eaten by the hawks.

More later...
 
 
Paul and Françoise




 

 
 
 

 
 
 

Monday 18 August 2014

Bikeless in Bali

  
Or, to be more exact, "Honey, I shrunk the Harley...

             

We escaped to everybody's dream destination, Bali, to spend the time whilst the bike would be in transit from Singapore to Darwin. Originally we had plans to move about through Indonesia, but it's a pretty big place and we decided we had done quite a bit of moving around already. So we settled on Bali, not on the coast but slightly inland in Ubud which was a nice, relaxing place. Some of the underwhelming Julia Roberts film, 'Eat, Pray, Love" was shot there. So underwhelming we can't remember what it was about.

                             

Bali airport was pretty ghastly. Two hours of queues to buy $35 (each) visas and then get them stamped. And then traffic from the airport which meant that you couldn't move at more than 20km/h on the roads. It seemed that an awful lot of people had had the same idea, and this was a Tuesday?

The fairly randomly chosen hotel turned out to be a Balinese villa with views over rice fields. We decided almost immediately to extend our stay, even if it meant changing rooms as we had had a last minute villa vacancy on the cheap.

                           


We walked around Ubud the best we could on our first day. This relaxing, therapeutic, artistic heartland of the dream that we believed Bali to be... Well they need to sort out their traffic and pavements; building a pedestrian area might not be a bad idea. Luckily our resort was just outside of Ubud itself and we felt very relaxed there.

And so we hired the Harley replacement with ill-fitting helmets and no gloves. Paul's was a Bob the Builder helmet, ages 3 to 5 years, painted black. The bike might have been a 125cc, it might just have been driven by rubber bands. Or Absolut vodka? It had no problems turning right and you could never be in the wrong gear. It was also small enough to do pavements and not get stuck in too many traffic jams.

 

We thought Bali was a small island. It's actually about 100 miles by 60 miles scaling off the map the hotel gave us. We explored at least half of this. Cramps and sore bumitis.

We thought Bali was a beach destination. There are hardly any beaches at all as the surf comes pounding in or they (or at least some of them) are strewn with litter. They are also all black sand which psychologically seemed to be difficult, especially with white towels.

                

We thought Bali was hot and sunny. Well it hasn't been cold but all days have had more dark cloud than sun and Francoise has managed to catch a cold here.

So what were all those people at the airport coming to do? Well we reckon about 90% sit around at the sea watching less than 5% of them surf. The other 5% are either young couples about to pop the question, (Sorry sir, we don't have any champagne at the hotel but you could try our local Balinese white wine? p.s. if you want to go local, the local coffee is better than the wine), honeymooners, yoga addicts, couples possible acting out boss and secretary fantasies or people like us, bemused.

We have visited, or got lost, in quite out of the way parts of Bali. We have seen loads of rice fields, most of them very picturesque. We have seen  a recently active volcano and driven round its crater rim. We have visited Echo Beach, cue for a song. We have visited temples in the sea. We failed to get to the tourist hot spots of Seminyak, Kuta and Legion because of the traffic and didn't even attempt to get to the ones on the peninsular south of the airport. So we missed seeing the youth of Oz crashing their scooters after a few Bintangs.

                                  

               

We also noted the similarity between the flags of Singapore and Indonesia. It seemed that whereas Singapore celebrated its 49th birthday whilst we were there, Indonesia held off a week until we arrived to celebrate is 69th anniversary, though it's hard to see any vestiges whatsoever of its Dutch colonial past.



Paul has always wanted a tattoo. Nothing too audacious and there have been a few scribblings left around about the design. Not any more! It's Tattoo town here and not like Edinburgh, well actually it might well be like some parts of Edinburgh.

                                        

It has been a very pleasant stay and we have caught up on the relaxing. In hindsight staying inland just outside Ubud was the perfect choice for us. Beautiful resort and very friendly staff. Tomorrow we fly back to Singapore en-route for Darwin. Anybody seen a 2009 black Harley-Davison Electraglide?

                   

                   

Paul & Francoise
 
 

Friday 15 August 2014

Singapore Side 2

 
Singapore is also stunning. End.
 
We have had some jolly interludes too, meeting up with people we haven't seen in a while; in Francoise's case the 'while' being nearly thirty years.

Therefore more pictures than words this time round.

  

There is quite a bit to see in Singapore and, even better you can do it walking, though it is rather sweaty and a tad tiring. And Singapore is far more expensive than we had become recently accustomed to. It is a bit of a shopper's paradise though there are rarely rows of shops, just rows of shopping centres.

         

We have by now just about mastered the bus, MRT and taxi system and it works brilliantly, though we haven't worked out how to use our smart card to pay for it nor the 10c discount on tickets we were supposed to get. We were perhaps not listening properly when we were told, too much water coming out of ears...

    

We haven't had the bike all the time as it was being cleaned ready for its inspection in Darwin, should we ever manage to get it there. When we have had the bike we have found our way around without difficulty thanks to Singapore having lots of nice, friendly signposts. We did managed to get charged 50c on the automatic road pricing scheme. This meant that inadvertently we had used a priced road, once, and this therefore saved us a 70$ fine. Let's forget the 190$ we paid for the privilege...

                                             

                                             

                                             
                                                
Our timing, though it was forced on us a bit, meant that we were here for Singapore's 49th anniversary and we watched part of the firework display from the local kite flyer's mount, the Marina Barrage. The part we didn't see was obscured by a ship sitting on top of some hotel towers. Nearly everyone was dressed in white and red for the occasion.  Our rather limited wardrobe did not stretch that far.

 

                                   

We delivered the bike to the Port on Monday and left it in Warehouse W15 at Jurong Port amongst some pipes and sacks. How it gets on to a ship and where on the ship it will be we don't know and didn't ask. Let's just hope it's not on deck and that expensive clean was all for nothing. We had managed to keep it out of the rain post clean. We got our Customs papers stamped and the only surprise of the morning was that the tow truck that picked us up could not drive into Jurong Port either. We had to swap truck for a van at the port gate. We then needed to check out with the Land Transport Authority to show that the vehicle had left the country, or was at least in the Port and also cancel our road pricing smart card and make sure we had paid all our fines. We can keep the (expensive) IU reader as a souvenir...

                                 

                                 

                                 

We are hoping that the boat will leave on the 13th August and reach Darwin round about the 20th; it will not be before. We have now done everything we can, so we are now off on a bikeless holiday for one week hoping the bike doesn't get seasick or miss us too much.


Paul & Francoise
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Monday 11 August 2014

Singapore Side 1

This post is a bit turgid. Apologies but it has been cathartic for us to write it. If it gets a bit boring just look at the photos and jump to the end.

The plan working backwards was as follows

Boat now advertised as leaving on Monday 11th August instead of the 7th.
Therefore boat arrives in port on Saturday the 9th August.
Therefore need to go and see the  boat people Thursday 7th August.
Therefore need to have bike in Singapore on the Wednesday the 6th August.
Therefore need to come into Singapore on foot on Tuesday the 5th August to get paperwork done.
Bike cleaning to pass Australian regulations could get done between the Friday and Sunday.

                                  

We have mental, if not physical scars. Not many people drive their vehicles into Singapore because it's just too difficult. We accepted the challenge and Paul had been preparing for this for a long time. The alternative was to stop at the border and get a truck to tow us to the port. There was something in this that Paul didn't like...

                                    

We knew that we had to have a Carnet de Passage and we had one. We knew that we had to have Singapore insurance and we paid rather a lot to get 3rd Party Insurance for the month of August through the AA Singapore. We also knew that we had to get an ICP even if we didn't know what it was.  We were also aware we had to get it before we presented the bike at the border and that we could only get it by presenting all our original paperwork including passports, vehicle ownership documents and driving licenses in person in Singapore at the AA. We also knew that we had to buy a smart card for the road pricing scheme they operate in Singapore.

                                    

Knowing all this, we had allowed two nights at the border in Malaysia. That way we could go in 'on foot', do all the paperwork, come back out again and then finally ride the bike into Singapore. Surely it wasn't going to be that difficult? We went through Malaysian formalities fine and then took a bus to cross the causeway, where we completed Singaporean entry requirements. No money, no visas, all fine! Just that we weren't alone... An awful lot of people were doing the same thing and we could see from the bus that traffic was pretty much at a standstill on the causeway. We then queued for a bus to the MRT station and caught a (VERY slow) train to somewhere near where we needed to be, so we could then take a taxi to the AA to deal with the paperwork. We were starting to realise how much easier it all is with your own transport...

                                

It all took time but went well until Rosie at the AA rang up the shipping company to confirm the date of departure of the boat. We were already aware that it had slipped from the 7th to the 11th. Rosie confirmed that it had now slipped again to the 13th and this wasn't even fixed. The worst was to come:  the shipping company could not find our reservation and ... the boat was full. Paul, by then, buried his head in between his clasped hands. Another one of those 'couples' moments'...

Near meltdown!

                                      
    

This was a huge problem. It might sound obvious that we should have a reservation, but we were not aware of it. In our minds all we had to do was to turn up two days before the boat docked and sort it out with the shippers. That is what we understood we had been told. Hasty, pleading phone calls with the shippers and a rapidly arranged meeting with them for that afternoon, which involved bus and MRT. They agreed that they could find a space for a motorcycle. Relief even if it only felt partial at the time.

Bad timing though: they were in the process of being taken over by a French shipping company whom Paul knew... This meant that they would be changing offices, telephone numbers and email addresses.  They could not tell us exactly when, but it might be this week. So we might not be able to contact them again. Not helpful! They couldn't charge us because if it was this week and the boat sailed on Monday, they didn't know what they were going to be called. And they might not have jobs next week. Now the real world doesn't work like this, but we have learned that the Singaporean one works pretty much like clockwork until something happens and then it just grinds. It was grinding as it was all too difficult and they couldn't handle it. We agreed that we would pay all outstanding monies at our arrival in Australia, including the Singaporean component. This went down well.

We were then told that we couldn't drive in the port and we would have to be towed there. We therefore had to go back to the AA. They could arrange towing and it would cost just the same to be towed all the way from the border as from the Port Gates, but they would prefer to meet us at our hotel which we hadn't booked yet. At least we had a principle in place. We agreed to return to the AA the following day when we had got the bike through the border.

We had clearly paid for Insurance and the the AA administration fee for the ICP so as to be able to drive in Singapore plus all the hassle, when in fact we were going to have to be towed from within Singapore anyway. A little frustrating.

We returned to Malaysia with our paperwork a tad heavy hearted, but with a way forward. Bus to MRT station, train to bus station, bus to Singapore exit and finally catch a bus to Malaysia. Except it was mayhem! We failed to get the first bus as we did not have the mindset needed to fight to squeeze on the bus. That changed with the second bus; Paul forced us on to the bus despite angry words with other passengers and the bus driver saying our tickets weren't valid. He might have lost some weight, but he is still 6'3" and can do a pretty good angry face and voice.

It had been a long day by the time we got back to Malaysia. We ate in the shopping centre next to the station.

On Wednesday morning we set off for the border on the bike with all the paperwork needed. We were not alone! Malaysian formalities were next to non-existent and we hit the causeway in good spirits, only to hit the biggest jam we have ever witnessed. The M1 at its worst does not compare to this. There were two bike queues each six bikes wide. They were absolutely solid and it is hot in this part of the world. We were wearing all our gear without the benefit of the air rushing past us. Ditto the bikes engine. And the thousands of other bikes engines, although some what smaller. We literally inched forward. If you left too big a gap, someone tried to squeeze in. If we kept the bike engine running, it had to be in neutral to save the clutch but the engine generated heat. So we started turning it off and on but it then started complaining a bit. The stretch to the Singaporean border was slightly uphill. In the end Francoise dismounted and Paul pushed the bike whilst still sat on it.

We finally got there but they struggled a bit with the Carnet as these particular officers had not seen one before. But at least they kept us waiting in an air conditioned room,  rooms actually as we were passed through three departments. We dehydrated rather a lot. Water coming out of head, as one of our Thai chums had said whilst in China.

But we cleared and it took two and a half hours. All we had to do now was get the road pricing smart card. That took a further one and a half hours as they clearly had no idea whatsoever what to do with a foreign  vehicle, let alone a motorbike. Oh, next hurdle... impossible to type the bike's registration number into their system, as it had a zero where they weren't expecting it. So we compromised on NX9 EOB though I am not sure how the number plate recognition system would work.

It was all going too well. We didn't have an IU device to put the smart card in. Apparently we need this if the traffic police stop us, as we couldn't just wave the smart card at the sensors when we drove past. Or so they said. Luckily there is a list of approved fitters of such devices both for rent or purchase and they identified the closest one for us.

We rode out into Singapore a tad sweaty but free to ride. We hailed a taxi who took us to the approved fitter of IU devices which was some little back street shop who didn't understand why we had to have one fitted. Oh, and on the way to the back street IU fitter the taxi did a U-turn, Paul got held up in traffic, the taxi didn't wait and lost Paul. Clearly that sort of day and it was still very warm outside!

Quick lunch whilst awaiting officialdom and we needed refuelling. We then found that the approved fitter, and they were really nice people please don't think otherwise, did not do rental only purchase. So we had to purchase a new device and get it fitted. Another debit on the accounts as compared to getting towed in. We were finally rolling, free to drive absolutely anywhere we wanted in the whole of Singapore even though it isn't that big. We arrived at our hotel at five o'clock having been on the go all day and having chalked up a mammoth 55km and rang the AA to say we would be seeing them the following day, as we had had enough. To roll up the day, Francoise dropped her camera on the road whilst dismounting the bike. All in all, a memorable day!

The following day, Thursday, we did see the AA and arranged towing from our Singapore hotel to the Port for Monday afternoon. We managed to go and see the Harley dealer in Singapore who fundamentally blanked us and wouldn't even give us the normal 10% on badges due to members. We left quickly, hoping they had just as many problems getting their bikes off the island as we did getting on. The final piece of the jigsaw was to organise the deep clean of the motorbike to satisfy Australian regulations. The address was a bit puzzling, 5th floor, but we found this commercial building with high storey heights and lorries running around at every level. We agreed that if we dropped the bike off with him Friday afternoon, we could pick it up again Sunday afternoon. We are getting there!

We have all the pieces in place. We just have to wait and see whether we can make them stick. It took three days in-situ to arrange and we have to stay in Singapore till after we deliver the bike to the Port. So we are staying quite a bit longer in a place that is substantially more expensive than anywhere else we have been to. First world country, it certainly is.

The border was not fun. Apparently a quarter of a million people cross that border every day. They claimed it was the second most frequented border crossing in the world, but didn't enlighten us as to which was the first. The Malaysia side is by far the poorer and people come to work in Singapore. A lady we talked to on the outgoing bus, nobody was talking to us on the return after the 'altercation', said she allowed herself two hours for the commute which doesn't sound too bad until you add in the need to fight to get on a bus. Or maybe we were just having a bad day. The roads in Singapore are very quiet fundamentally, because drivers are taxed to oblivion on the cost of vehicles as well as having to buy a 10 year permit to be able to use the vehicle in Singapore. A basic Kia, or Chevrolet as they prefer, seemed to be retailing at @£50k and the ten year right to use permit a further £40k, though we think that is a ten year cost and not annual. You have to really want to drive here. As we seem to have proved too!

We hope for a slightly 'lighter' post next time.

                                       

                       
 

Paul & Francoise



 

 

 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 

Friday 8 August 2014

Those thoughtful people

The run from Hat Yai to the border was of little note despite what Lonely Planet says, which was by the way confirmed by our Thai acquaintances. Southern Thailand has a Muslim vs Buddhist issue; there are daily bodies. These frictions happen more in the very corner of South East Thailand; we were going to be travelling on the West of middle down to the border.

Getting out of Thailand was super quick and easy, only to be outdone by getting into Malaysia. The whole caboodle in less than an hour! And the Malaysians spoke English! We are really in a different sort of country now. Thai roads were good, but Malaysian are pristine. There is also none of this money changing lark at the borders either, as there are ATMs at the petrol stations and the petrol stations take cards anyway. This is a different Asia altogether! Although we had a full tank of petrol we needed money for the toll roads, or at least we thought we did. But motorcycles don't pay. Amusingly motorways have a cute sign next to bridges with an umbrella and a bike, indicating an area for bikes to shelter when it rains. How thoughtful!

                  

                  

Singapore, or more specifically, a container boat is calling. One that will undoubtedly change its sailing time but we cannot bank on that, so we have to rush through Malaysia. As we were making such good progress we decided to travel a bit further than previewed and headed to George Town on the island of Penang. We had heard of George Town, ie its name was in our heads for some reason, but we didn't know why. We still don't! The old town is UNESCO heritage; it looked like a good option to stop overnight.There were lots of more expensive hotels to choose from, but we went inexpensive with shared, external facilities. It was relatively cheap but did not really represent value. Glad we hadn't gone upmarket. George Town wasn't just quiet, it was comatose. Apparently its Festival started the weekend we arrived. And? OK there were quite a lot of run down 100yr old properties and it was quite interesting to see the superposition of Chinese, Malay, Indian and a smattering of European cultures all side by side in a cramped environment. But unless you like looking at blokes sat in the shopfront of their power tool stores, or moped repair shops, or shops selling the tops that go with saris then we wouldn't recommend it. Especially when it is very hot
indeed.
                                                                         
                                                                     

                  

 

George Town onwards to Kuala Lumpur. All this and hotel finding without Mr. Garmin as his maps ran out half way down Thailand. So which direction does the sun rise in? KL was smartness indeed and the Petronas Towers were a spectacle to see especially at dusk. We enjoyed ourselves walking around, that European thing again... 

                

                                                                                                                                                                     
                                         
 

Come all that way and all you get is a lousy...Well, due to space limitations we aren't even going for the T-shirts but just pin badges or patches, but the KL Harley dealer had neither in stock. Not quite so thoughtful.

                                                                       

No time to stop and onwards to the Malaysian Singapore border where the call of the container boat was getting louder. We met a couple of Singaporeans at a roadside cafe. They were interested in our travels. They had been to KL too but in a hired car, as they said it was easier. More in a later edition...Johor Bahru is another town with Frontier townitis and it is not somewhere one would stay a long time. But it was one up on Luang Nam Tha and Stung Treng and Zharkent.

So that was Malaysia? It's a real shame that we are just picking up kilometres at present but the two crucial links in the chain have always been about getting the bike from Singapore to Darwin, then Sydney to Los Angeles. We have now reached the first one of those links and hoping it's not a weak one. Singapore seems so close, the causeway is less than 2km long and we can see our next destination.

Another flag to stick on the top box very soon...

                       

Paul and Francoise